rhymes with "ouble enetration"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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