everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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