Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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