i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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