I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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