a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I want a musical about memes.
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