I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it's like iHOP with fire
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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