god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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