Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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