I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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