yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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