He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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