he told me I talked like a deaf person
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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