are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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