there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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