I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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