id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just googled if crying burns calories
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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