What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
