You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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