I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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