What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
bring money and cleavage
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My life is pants optional.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize