Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
