wanna go halves on a baby?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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