Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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