Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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