thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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