PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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