Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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