When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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