She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
