Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
