Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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