Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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