is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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