She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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