She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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