I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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