My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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