entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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