Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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