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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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