TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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