So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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