another moral hangover. fuck.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
