how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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