I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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