There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I think people are normalizing furries
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