You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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