We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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