She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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