Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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