they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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