This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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