She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I had to cum in my sink.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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