And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
