I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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